Posts Tagged ‘meme’
The Great Pirate-Ninja Debate Is Over
All behold, your new leader.
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The superior race is now here. Feel free to flame away in the comments section, as your inferiority will be evident by the pinja’s sheer awesomeness.
If Paris Hilton Was The Internet
Its seems the media gets a major-boner every time Paris Hilton does something. And I don’t mean her sex tapes, her drunk-driving or jail-time either. Paris has paparazzi and film crews follow her, and everything she does is presented as real news. It doesn’t matter if its her new documentary, her new reality show, her relationships, her latest shopping excursion, what she’s wearing or not wearing (panties mostly), and if she takes a dump, they’ll let you know how long it took and how big it was. If Paris Hilton blew her nose, it would be news.
Fortunately, the Internet has been wise to Paris and we haven’t been subjected to any major meme surrounding the Simple Life star. Well, there are the sex tapes, but that’s a completely different story.
So what would it be like if every popular Internet meme had been started about Paris Hilton? What if all Internet memes were about Paris Hilton? The results are kinda scary.
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Is Meme Tag More Like Touch Tag or The Body Spray?
Apparently, William from DeadRooster.com slapped me across the back of a head with a meme.
What’s a meme you ask? Apparently, Its the Internet’s version of Truth and Dare without the need to french kiss complete strangers. I really don’t understand this whole meme thing, as it sometimes feels like those e-mails you receive that tell you to forward it to 20 friends or else your penis will fall off. Due to the general nature of my being, I must break all the rules of meming.
Firstly, I don’t think most people really care to know who I am. Like WIlliam, only a small percentage of my viewers are bloggers. A noticeable perecentage seem to come across this site while looking for porn and other weird stuff.
Secondly, the people who I’d be most curious about have either already been tagged, or would likely tell me (in some creative manner) to “go make sweet love to myself”.
However, for the two of you who are really, really curious, here are eight unusual and funky facts about me.
1. When I go to McDonalds and the girl behind the counter is grumpy, I always insist on my free smile.
2. While I have seen a few Jinxs and Jinks’s online, I’m the one true Jinksy, since Jinks is my last name.
3. I often find that a very large wiener interferes with my typing (the puppy likes to be held, while I’m on the computer you perv).
4. I own a pair of roller-blades that I will never use, because I fell on my ass the first time I used them. And won’t sell them, because I’m stubborn enough to think I’ll try them again someday.
5. At work, when “St. Andrews” by Bedouin Soundclash comes on the radio, I will strut into the design room, do a little dance and walk out of the room.
6. When I worked at a call centre, I got all flustered when I was informed that the person I was asking for was the man’s dog. Who in the world gets mail in their dog’s name? Freaks! So, I now dislike people who get mail in their pet’s names.
7. Before I let my hair grow out, drunk people used to mistake me for Tom Green. I spent one night with a bunch of drunk university kids, and this kid introduced me to all his friends as Tom. (I honestly don’t see it)
8. My tongue can touch my nose.
So, now that I’ve officially killed this meme, I can await hate mail from the random Google searchers who found this while looking for “Tom Green Axe Body Spray Porn”.
