Posts Tagged ‘middle school’
Back To School or Back To Skool?
As most kids are heading back to school either this week or next week (depending on the local school board), one question comes up.
What exactly are we sending our kids back to?
Paris Hilton Found Drunk At Middle School
Not everyone can bring a famous person to their school’s Career Day, but Billy Marriott, 11, sure made waves when his guest arrived. The classroom at Radisson Middle School, in Culver City, CA was all abuzz when Billy introduced his infamous cousin, Paris Hilton. The always controversial Paris, was still noticeably intoxicated from her previous night’s debauchery, and apparently had not changed outfits from the night before. She was also brandishing two open bottles of Jack Daniels which she would occasionally take a drink from.
While most would have expected Ms. Hilton to talk about her modeling, acting or “singing” career, Paris proceeded to divulge graphic details about some “hottie” she was “shagging in the ladies’ room” the night before. Grade six teacher, Wendy Waldorf, 27, was appalled by Ms. Hilton’s inappropriate behavior, and had the school principal, Stephen Savoy, 31, escort the intoxicated celebutante out of the building.
According to reports, Ms. Hilton’s last known whereabouts was in the backseat of Mr. Savoy’s, 1994 Honda Civic. More details on this story as they arrive.
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