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Paris Hilton’s New BFF is a Real Doll
Being a celebutante slut can be very trying and exhausting. People use you to get into all the best clubs and nightspots, as well as to meet all the in-people. It is no wonder that Paris Hilton is looking for new friends. But not just any friend, her new BFF (Best Friend Forever). And her search will become a 10-episode series on MTV. Once the 20 finalists are selected they will have the opportunity to move into a house with Paris, and learn all about what makes this little trampezoid tick. However, after a session with the media in which she discussed her newest endeavour. Paris revealed a “21st housemate” that will be the odds-on favorite to win. Her brand new “Big Joe Doll”.
Here are the facts:
- “Big Joe Doll” will never get into an argument with her over her floundering “career” or life choices
- “Big Joe” will never leak out a sex tape of them for his own financial gain
- A 7-inch removable part that Paris can take with her into places that “Big Joe” can’t accompany her
If you feel like purchasing your own new BFF, I might suggest checking out humor-blogs.com and see what the other blow-up dolls have to say first.
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