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Latest Hollywood Trend : Ridiculously Large Implants And Porn
Some of Hollywood’s brightest stars are engaging in some exciting yet strange new developments. These young ladies are going under the knife and not simply engaging in minor cosmetic surgery, but instead opting for extremely over-the-top and enormous breast implants. The first of the starlets to undergo the surgery was Reese Witherspoon. The star of such films as Legally Blonde and Walk the Line. Reese became tired of adult film studios casting lookalikes when filming porn versions of Hollywood hits. She was also displeased by seeing others profit from both celebrities’ likenesses, as well as their personal sex tapes. Reese decided to take matters into her own hands. She created her own adult film company, “Raunchy Reese Films”. After undoing breast augmentation surgery, Ms. Witherspoon started to film and star in her own selection of adult-oriented films. Titles such as “Legally Boned”, “Erection” and “American Nympho” are expected rake in millions upon their release, in early 2009.
Having already seen her share of private moments hit both the Internet and adult-film-store shelves, Paris Hilton was the next to enroll in this new business venture. Having already purchased a smaller upgrade a short while ago, Paris decided to invest in a set of knockers that would make most bowling balls envious. She decided to take Reese’s example and run with it. However, as she felt her previous work (One Night In Paris, etc) had been so successful, she decided to follow the same format (handheld camera, no extra lighting) as her previous successes. Expected for release in March of 2009, “One Knight In Paris”, “Paris Does Pasadena“ and “An Evening Inside a Hilton” should prove profitable for the heiress.
Not to be outdone, both Sarah Michelle Gellar and one of the Olsen Twins (we believe its Ashley, however leaked photos have her simply being billed as “The Olsen’s Twins”) have also had breast augmentation surgery recently, but speculation is still running rampant regarding their upcoming projects. Neither party will confirm or deny the filming of “Muffy The Vampire Layer” or “How The Breast Was Fun”.
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