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Becoming a Media Whore in Five Easy Steps
Over the site’s existence, Extremely Funny has poked fun at its share of celebrities (and pseudo-celebrities). We have also seen a growing trend with some individuals becoming famous with very little talent, yet able to exploit the media to garner more attention. Like these famous individuals, would you like to become a “media whore”, as well?
Who Forgot Paris Panties Day?
With a bevy of groundhogs seeing their shadow on Monday (including Punxsutawney Phil, Shubenacadie Sam, and Wiarton Willie), it appears as if another six weeks of Winter is unavoidable. However, many soothsayers slept on a more important story. While February 2nd is traditionally known as Groundhog’s Day, it also considered by many to be Paris Hilton’s Panties Day.
During this special occasion, paparazzi are known to congregate near Paris Hilton in order to predict what type of year we can expect. It is said that the shade of Ms. Hilton’s undies can help determine the direction that the mass media will take for the coming year. If her panties are light colored, the media outlets will focus more on issues like education and health care. If her panties are dark, the focus will go towards more provocative subject matter like celebrity sex tapes and rehab.
And the winner is……
NO PANTIES???!??
And yet another year of debauchery awaits us.
If Paris Hilton Was The Internet
Its seems the media gets a major-boner every time Paris Hilton does something. And I don’t mean her sex tapes, her drunk-driving or jail-time either. Paris has paparazzi and film crews follow her, and everything she does is presented as real news. It doesn’t matter if its her new documentary, her new reality show, her relationships, her latest shopping excursion, what she’s wearing or not wearing (panties mostly), and if she takes a dump, they’ll let you know how long it took and how big it was. If Paris Hilton blew her nose, it would be news.
Fortunately, the Internet has been wise to Paris and we haven’t been subjected to any major meme surrounding the Simple Life star. Well, there are the sex tapes, but that’s a completely different story.
So what would it be like if every popular Internet meme had been started about Paris Hilton? What if all Internet memes were about Paris Hilton? The results are kinda scary.
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Personal Items Stolen From Paris Hilton
It seems every few days new stories about Paris Hilton appear in TMZ or other celebrity sites. They all mention pregnancy rumors, bar fights, updates on her relationships, her next TV project, and everything else under the sun. However, they all seem to touch on but never deal directly with one very important story. The situation we speak of has been brewing over the last couple years and appears to be getting worse and worse. It appears as if personal property is being taken away from Ms. Hilton, and she is having to deal with her loses in stride. No, it isn’t her jewelry or cars that go missing. Someone or someones are stealing Paris’ panties.
Pictures seem to be constantly surfacing, of poor Miss Paris having to attend various social events without any extra coverage. Numerous weblogs have posted pictures of Ms. Hilton leaving various stores after purchasing lingerie and other undergarments. Yet she continues to be seen in public without a single pair of gitch on.
What is the reason for this? Why is this happening to poor Paris?
It appears as if a small group from Colorado have been secretly sabotaging Paris’ collection of g-strings and thongs. The alleged perpetrators are not only stealing the underpants from under the celebutante, but other people’s panties as well.
A knickers-free terrorist group simply known as the “Underspants Gnomes” have been spotted in various parts of Colorado, most notablely South Park, but are still at large.
The reasons for their actions are still unknown at this time, but the staff here at Extremely Funny are doing their best to get in touch with the butt-floss loving group. Authorities in both Colorado and California are working together in an effort to provide aide to both Miss Hilton and the other victims.
In an effort to find the missing bikini bottoms and briefs, posters and flyers are being distributed to various retail outlets and pictures of the lost lingerie are being sent to both state and federal authorities. Should you have any knowledge on the whereabouts of the diva’s delicates or other people’s undies, a toll-free number has been setup to allow anonymous tips to be provided. If you have any information pertaining to Ms. Hilton’s heinie-coverings, please call 1-888-NO-PANTY.
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