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Personal Items Stolen From Paris Hilton

July 14th, 2008 1 Comment   Posted in Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

It seems every few days new stories about Paris Hilton appear in TMZ or other celebrity sites. They all mention pregnancy rumors, bar fights, updates on her relationships, her next TV project, and everything else under the sun. However, they all seem to touch on but never deal directly with one very important story. The situation we speak of has been brewing over the last couple years and appears to be getting worse and worse. It appears as if personal property is being taken away from Ms. Hilton, and she is having to deal with her loses in stride. No, it isn’t her jewelry or cars that go missing. Someone or someones are stealing Paris’ panties.

Pictures seem to be constantly surfacing, of poor Miss Paris having to attend various social events without any extra coverage. Numerous weblogs have posted pictures of Ms. Hilton leaving various stores after purchasing lingerie and other undergarments. Yet she continues to be seen in public without a single pair of gitch on.

What is the reason for this? Why is this happening to poor Paris?

It appears as if a small group from Colorado have been secretly sabotaging Paris’ collection of g-strings and thongs. The alleged perpetrators are not only stealing the underpants from under the celebutante, but other people’s panties as well.

A knickers-free terrorist group simply known as the “Underspants Gnomes” have been spotted in various parts of Colorado, most notablely South Park, but are still at large.

The reasons for their actions are still unknown at this time, but the staff here at Extremely Funny are doing their best to get in touch with the butt-floss loving group. Authorities in both Colorado and California are working together in an effort to provide aide to both Miss Hilton and the other victims.

In an effort to find the missing bikini bottoms and briefs, posters and flyers are being distributed to various retail outlets and pictures of the lost lingerie are being sent to both state and federal authorities. Should you have any knowledge on the whereabouts of the diva’s delicates or other people’s undies, a toll-free number has been setup to allow anonymous tips to be provided. If you have any information pertaining to Ms. Hilton’s heinie-coverings, please call 1-888-NO-PANTY.

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Future Celebrity Careers

May 26th, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

Many celebrities work odd jobs before making their big break. Actors who earn millions for a film role, or singers who have sold millions of albums, have worked in kitchens, warehouses and sewers to earn a few bucks. And once the fame and fortune is gone, many resort back to more menial work in order to make ends meet. Here are a few predictions for future employment opportunities for three celebrities.

Paris Hilton as a Dominatrix

Britney Spears as a Hooters Girl

Mariah Carey as a Stripper

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Paris Hilton Found Drunk At Middle School

April 17th, 2008 1 Comment   Posted in Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

Not everyone can bring a famous person to their school’s Career Day, but Billy Marriott, 11, sure made waves when his guest arrived. The classroom at Radisson Middle School, in Culver City, CA was all abuzz when Billy introduced his infamous cousin, Paris Hilton. The always controversial Paris, was still noticeably intoxicated from her previous night’s debauchery, and apparently had not changed outfits from the night before.  She was also brandishing two open bottles of Jack Daniels which she would occasionally take a drink from.

While most would have expected Ms. Hilton to talk about her modeling, acting or “singing” career, Paris proceeded to divulge graphic details about some “hottie” she was “shagging in the ladies’ room” the night before. Grade six teacher, Wendy Waldorf, 27, was appalled by Ms. Hilton’s inappropriate behavior, and had the school principal, Stephen Savoy, 31, escort the intoxicated celebutante out of the building.

According to reports, Ms. Hilton’s last known whereabouts was in the backseat of Mr. Savoy’s, 1994 Honda Civic. More details on this story as they arrive.

Paris Hilton’s New BFF is a Real Doll

March 15th, 2008 3 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

Being a celebutante slut can be very trying and exhausting. People use you to get into all the best clubs and nightspots, as well as to meet all the in-people. It is no wonder that Paris Hilton is looking for new friends. But not just any friend, her new BFF (Best Friend Forever). And her search will become a 10-episode series on MTV. Once the 20 finalists are selected they will have the opportunity to move into a house with Paris, and learn all about what makes this little trampezoid tick. However, after a session with the media in which she discussed her newest endeavour. Paris revealed a “21st housemate” that will be the odds-on favorite to win. Her brand new “Big Joe Doll”.

Here are the facts:

• “Big Joe Doll” will never get into an argument with her over her floundering “career” or life choices
• “Big Joe” will never leak out a sex tape of them for his own financial gain
• A 7-inch removable part that Paris can take with her into places that “Big Joe” can’t accompany her

If you feel like purchasing your own new BFF, I might suggest checking out humor-blogs.com and see what the other blow-up dolls have to say first.

Dating Paris Hilton

March 4th, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Funny Games, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

This is a little Flash game I developed about a year ago, and did nothing with it.
Hope you enjoy it.