Posts Tagged ‘porn star’
Kanye West Does It Again
After the outrage from this past weeks VMAs, you would thinks Kanye West would have learned his lesson.
But the outspoken rapper/producer found himself on stage spouting the virtues of Beyoncé Knowles, once again. What Mr. West had neglected to consider when he jumped on stage at a small theatre in East Los Angeles, was that he was interupting an acceptabce speech at the Transexual Adult Films Awards (also knowns as the Shemmys).
When award winner Leslie Coxx pointed out that perhaps Kanye may have been mistaken. The controversial rapper stood his ground insisting that Beyoncé Knowles be recognized for her talent. Ms. Coxx proceeded to explain that she had been awarded the Shemmy for “Best Group Sex Performance by a She-male Involving Midgets“, Kanye wouldn’t budge. Ms. Coxx questioned Mr. West about whether or not Ms. Knowles had ever performed fellatio on 72 midgets in the course of an hour. The outspoken rapper responded: “If by 72 midgets, you mean Jay Z, then the answer would be yes.” When Ms. Coxx pointed out that in order to qualify for the award, Beyoncé would need to have a penis, Mr. West responded by saying “If by penis, you mean Jay Z, then the answer would be yes.”
Visibly frustrated by this interruption, Ms. Coxx lifted up her dress to reveal her rather large endowment. After a few seconds of shock, Kanye apologized and left the stage.
At the time of this report, Kanye was expected to be appearing at this weekend’s Emmy Awards in hopes of winning an award for his recent appearance on the Jay Leno Show.
Porn Star Or Politician
Some women get paid to get screwed for a living. Other women get paid to screw you over. Can you guess what the topic of our next new game is? Porn Star or Politician. The rules are quite easy to follow. Can you tell the difference between a porn star and a politician based solely on their cleavage? Its not as easy as it sounds, so choose wisely.
You’ve got five racks to pick from, so see if you can tell the difference.
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From Disney To Gay Porn
As strange as it might sound at first, the transition from making family friendly flicks to hardcore gay porn is a no-brainer. The metrosexual good looks of many Disney-friendly young actors would make an obvious fit. So don’t be surprised next time you go to rent an adult film and see one of the following sitting on the shelf.
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Let’s Get Motivated
Sometimes, we get lazy (as evidenced by the number of recent updates to this site). In order to please many of our readers (and piss off others), we sometimes look for quick, easy comedic relief. If you haven’t guessed by the title of this post, we are going to bombard you with some original (yet funny) demotivational posters.
Enjoy.
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Latest Hollywood Trend : Ridiculously Large Implants And Porn
Some of Hollywood’s brightest stars are engaging in some exciting yet strange new developments. These young ladies are going under the knife and not simply engaging in minor cosmetic surgery, but instead opting for extremely over-the-top and enormous breast implants. The first of the starlets to undergo the surgery was Reese Witherspoon. The star of such films as Legally Blonde and Walk the Line. Reese became tired of adult film studios casting lookalikes when filming porn versions of Hollywood hits. She was also displeased by seeing others profit from both celebrities’ likenesses, as well as their personal sex tapes. Reese decided to take matters into her own hands. She created her own adult film company, “Raunchy Reese Films”. After undoing breast augmentation surgery, Ms. Witherspoon started to film and star in her own selection of adult-oriented films. Titles such as “Legally Boned”, “Erection” and “American Nympho” are expected rake in millions upon their release, in early 2009.
Having already seen her share of private moments hit both the Internet and adult-film-store shelves, Paris Hilton was the next to enroll in this new business venture. Having already purchased a smaller upgrade a short while ago, Paris decided to invest in a set of knockers that would make most bowling balls envious. She decided to take Reese’s example and run with it. However, as she felt her previous work (One Night In Paris, etc) had been so successful, she decided to follow the same format (handheld camera, no extra lighting) as her previous successes. Expected for release in March of 2009, “One Knight In Paris”, “Paris Does Pasadena“ and “An Evening Inside a Hilton” should prove profitable for the heiress.
Not to be outdone, both Sarah Michelle Gellar and one of the Olsen Twins (we believe its Ashley, however leaked photos have her simply being billed as “The Olsen’s Twins”) have also had breast augmentation surgery recently, but speculation is still running rampant regarding their upcoming projects. Neither party will confirm or deny the filming of “Muffy The Vampire Layer” or “How The Breast Was Fun”.
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Which actress are most excited to see perform? Is there another actress you feel would be suited for porn? Leave a comment.
