Posts Tagged ‘porn star’
From Disney To Gay Porn
As strange as it might sound at first, the transition from making family friendly flicks to hardcore gay porn is a no-brainer. The metrosexual good looks of many Disney-friendly young actors would make an obvious fit. So don’t be surprised next time you go to rent an adult film and see one of the following sitting on the shelf.
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Let’s Get Motivated
Sometimes, we get lazy (as evidenced by the number of recent updates to this site). In order to please many of our readers (and piss off others), we sometimes look for quick, easy comedic relief. If you haven’t guessed by the title of this post, we are going to bombard you with some original (yet funny) demotivational posters.
Enjoy.
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Latest Hollywood Trend : Ridiculously Large Implants And Porn
Some of Hollywood’s brightest stars are engaging in some exciting yet strange new developments. These young ladies are going under the knife and not simply engaging in minor cosmetic surgery, but instead opting for extremely over-the-top and enormous breast implants. The first of the starlets to undergo the surgery was Reese Witherspoon. The star of such films as Legally Blonde and Walk the Line. Reese became tired of adult film studios casting lookalikes when filming porn versions of Hollywood hits. She was also displeased by seeing others profit from both celebrities’ likenesses, as well as their personal sex tapes. Reese decided to take matters into her own hands. She created her own adult film company, “Raunchy Reese Films”. After undoing breast augmentation surgery, Ms. Witherspoon started to film and star in her own selection of adult-oriented films. Titles such as “Legally Boned”, “Erection” and “American Nympho” are expected rake in millions upon their release, in early 2009.
Having already seen her share of private moments hit both the Internet and adult-film-store shelves, Paris Hilton was the next to enroll in this new business venture. Having already purchased a smaller upgrade a short while ago, Paris decided to invest in a set of knockers that would make most bowling balls envious. She decided to take Reese’s example and run with it. However, as she felt her previous work (One Night In Paris, etc) had been so successful, she decided to follow the same format (handheld camera, no extra lighting) as her previous successes. Expected for release in March of 2009, “One Knight In Paris”, “Paris Does Pasadena“ and “An Evening Inside a Hilton” should prove profitable for the heiress.
Not to be outdone, both Sarah Michelle Gellar and one of the Olsen Twins (we believe its Ashley, however leaked photos have her simply being billed as “The Olsen’s Twins”) have also had breast augmentation surgery recently, but speculation is still running rampant regarding their upcoming projects. Neither party will confirm or deny the filming of “Muffy The Vampire Layer” or “How The Breast Was Fun”.
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Which actress are most excited to see perform? Is there another actress you feel would be suited for porn? Leave a comment.
Is Sarah Palin Too Sexual To Be VP?
Recently, some of John McCain’s supporters are questioning his recent decision to enlist the Alaskan governor, the MILFalicious Sarah Palin, as the vice presidential nominee for the Republicans. And while the topic of Senator Palin’s pregnant teenage daughter has the world talking, a few more controversies around the sexy senator have recently surfaced.
Her Stance on Sex Education
While Senator McCain and the GOP platform state that children should be taught that abstinence is the only safe way to prevent pregnancy and disease, the yummy mommy of five disagrees. However, the former Alaskan beauty queen doesn’t want to simply address the use of condoms with students, but alternatives to intercourse as well. During a recent visit to a high school in Anchorage, the vivacious VP wannabe encouraged a male student to come up on stage and help demonstrate various sexual acts that would not result in pregnancy.
“If only the schools had taught this to their students earlier, my daughter might not have gotten into this situation.:”
Her Stance On Discipline
The 44 year-old hot-mom knows a thing or two about keeping things in order. And the Republican beauty would like to see some old rules come back into the American household.
“When children do not have fear of God in them, they feel as if they can do anything and not be punished. When I was younger, I was always cautious of what i said or did in fear of what may happen, and it has helped make me a better person. Fear is what these children need.”
While the topic of corporal punishment may not sit well with younger voters, Senator McCain and some of the other older Republican governors may wish to take Ms. Palin up on her offer.
Her Stance On Pornography
Palin will have a hard time winning over voters in Florida. A proposed ordinance would ban the sale - but not the private possession - of pornographic material within Nassau County. This doesn’t sit very well with the former beauty queen turned porn star. In fact, since being named the vice presidential candidate sales for her adult-oriented DVDs have skyrocketed. The increased interest in films like “M.I.L.F.” and “Governor Gangbang” have enabled the porn-star-politician to more easily finance her campaign.
“Sexuality is part of human nature. If it was not for sexuality, none of us would be here. The freedom to express your sexuality is what makes America wonderful. If you have a problem with an American woman expressing her sexuality with nine or ten American men, maybe you should think of moving to another country. Perhaps, you’d like to live in France.”
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Is America ready for a female Vice President? Is America ready for M.I.L.F. 2: The Governor Booty? Will John McCain try to tap that ass? Leave a comment.
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Pop Or Porn?
As of late, female celebrities (especially pop singers) seem to lack any discretion or even consider dressing appropriately. Sometimes it becomes difficult to know where to draw the line on fashion. In fact, it can get difficult to tell by what a girl is wearing, whether or not she is getting ready to perform on stage or participate in a gang-bang.
If you don’t believe me, have a try at our latest game……..Pop or Porn.
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