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Giant Japanese Women Attack NYC
After over 60 years of peace between Japan and the United States, the Japanese military deployed an attack on New York City, citing decades of stereotyping and verbal bashing. In an unusual move, the Japanese unleashed their “Mutant Mizu Shobai Military”: an army of gigantic Japanese sex workers and hostesses. The attack was short lived, as most of the large Asian ladies did what most of their cultural counterparts would do once making thier way to the city: they went sightseeing.
Below are some pictures we were unable to uncover from the larger-than-life ladies
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How would you respond to an attack by a gigantic “geisha girl”? If you were a 300-ft tall Japanese woman, what sights would you go see while in New York? Leave a comment.
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Turning Crack Whores Into Socially Acceptable Escorts
On the heels of Eliot Spitzer’s resignation, everyone has been on the hunt to find more information about the woman he was meeting up with. The spin doctors and advisers have been scrambling to hide the true identity of the not so happy hooker. An identity was fabricated (including a MySpace profile) , and the media was presented with Ashley Alexandra Dupré, a young, attractive, music loving “working girl”. However, the identity and images were heavily doctored in order to make her price tag more acceptable to the masses. Indeed, why would someone want to pay $5,000 for a $40 crack whore? We present to you, Exhibit A, Mildred Winklesnot, the crack-whore turned into high-priced escort thanks to some Photoshop skills and creative wizardry.
Eliot Spitzer Likes The Whores
According to reports in the New York Times, Governor Eliot Spitzer had been caught trying to arrange a meeting with a high-priced prostitute at a Washington hotel last month. And while most people are wondering if this would done on the tax payers’ dollars, the staff at ExtremelyFunny.info wants to know why he chose this particular prostitute?
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