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The Seven Best Edible Bras Ever

October 19th, 2008 6 Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, Random Funniness

Women wear bras for many reasons. A bra can be worn to support and enhance the shape of the breast during everyday activities. Some specialized bras, such as sports bras, are worn in order to provide support and restraint on the breasts during physical activities. Some bras can be worn to help preserve modesty, while others are designed to lift the breasts into certain positions in order to provide a more youthful look or for enhancing the appearance of a woman’s cleavage.

While most bras are made out of a fabric, such as cotton or polyester, some bras are made out of food or other edible material.

We are going to take a closer look at the seven best edible bras to ever cover a woman’s wobbly-bits.

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The Women Of Daytime Television

October 19th, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture

Playboy has been highly successful in selling magazines that follow a certain theme. The Women of Wal-Mart, the Women of McDonalds and the Women Of Starbucks are just a few examples. However, when Playboy approached the various TV networks about doing a Women of Network News pictorial, the parties they were most interested in declined. When discussions began about doing a feature on the Women of Daytime Television, most were skeptical, but a few anxious bodies volunteered for the shoot.

Julie Chen, a co-anchor on CBS’s The Early Show, Kathy Lee Gifford from NBC’s Today Show, Elisabeth Hasselbeck from ABC’s The View and Ellen Degeneres have all taken part in this historic photoshoot.

The staff at Extremely Funny are pleased to be able to offer an exclusive sneek-peek of pictures from  the recent shoot.

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PETA Putting Cows Out Of Work

September 27th, 2008 3 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, PERF, Photoshop Phun, Social Misfits

The extremist vegan group, PETA (or People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), has once again asked corporate America to do something weird. They recently asked Ben & Jerry’s to replace cow’s milk with human breast milk in their ice cream. If Ben & Jerry’s decide to take up PETA on their proposal, what would this mean to everyone?

The Farmers

Obviously, if all of Corporate America follows this example, the dairy farmers will find themselves out of work. And in order to make ends meet, they will need to adapt to this new methodology. One possibility would be for farmers to replace their cattle with unwed teenage mothers who could use the extra cash to help support their young families. A more stable option might be by utilizing large religious families who tend to pop out a new kid every 9 months. The lack of birth-control and a continuous flow of breast milk could keep the farmers in a comfortable position for many years to come.

Ben & Jerry’s

If the ice-cream giant were to decide to opt to go the breast-milk route, what initiatives would they put in place?
Would they decide to use home-grown milk, or have their supply outsourced from a third-world country where they could garner a much cheaper price?

Perhaps Ben & Jerry’s could set up employee initiatives that help their female staff supplement their income with breast-milk-money. They could even setup initiatives for their female employees (and wives of male employees) to produce more children with additional initiatives put in place for the sale of their mommy-juices. More babies, mean more breast milk, which means more profit.

The only downside may be that these female employees will need to report to work once every few days in order to harvest product from their ample baby-feeders (for quality control purposes). Nothing more annoying then “Barry from Accounting” suckling on your nipples to ensure your inventory is still good.

The Rest Of Corporate America

If you thought Corporate America was quick to pick up on the “green and more environmental” bandwagon, the human-produced milk boom will be twice as huge. Of course, some marketing people will decide to rebrand some of their more popular products in an effort to catch the eyes of consumers. Yes, my friends, the “breast” is yet to come.

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What companies or products could you see switching to breast milk? Do you prefer you breast milk from a carton or straight from the source? What kind of work will the unemployed cows find? Leave a comment.

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Giant Japanese Women Attack NYC

July 28th, 2008 3 Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

After over 60 years of peace between Japan and the United States, the Japanese military deployed an attack on New York City, citing decades of stereotyping and verbal bashing.  In an unusual move, the Japanese unleashed their “Mutant Mizu Shobai Military”: an army of gigantic Japanese sex workers and hostesses.  The attack was short lived, as most of the large Asian ladies did what most of their cultural counterparts would do once making thier way to the city: they went sightseeing. 

Below are some pictures we were unable to uncover from the larger-than-life ladies

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How would you respond to an attack by a gigantic “geisha girl”? If you were a 300-ft tall Japanese woman, what sights would you go see while in New York? Leave a comment.

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I Hate Showing Up At The Wrong Party

July 17th, 2008 7 Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Social Misfits

Apparently some of my female readers think I purposely choose to show only pictures of male scuzbags, and attractive women. Bee from Bee’s Musings made the observation in the comments section of my I Need A Little Motivation post. Now for the record, I had never noticed this, partly because of that handsome devil that participated in “That Monkey Experiment”. But I guess in the interest of affirmative action, I will do a special post for the ladies. Today’s special picture mashup is called “I Hate Showing Up At the Wrong Party”.

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Don’t you hate when that happens? Can you think of a worse place he could’ve showed up? Leave a comment. I’m expecting all my female readers to show this post some luv and do their best to Stumble, Digg and share it with all their gals pals. If you like this post, go over to humor-blogs.com and click on the smilie face. While your vote won’t help you in getting any surprise party guests, each vote ensures a stripper can learn the proper way to put on a thong (the tiny end in the back, not the front).