Posts Tagged ‘sex tape’
Five Assumptions By Aliens Based On The Tabloids
There is a very good reason why the haven of the entertainment world is sometimes referred to as “Hollyweird”. Shows like Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood focus on providing up-to-date information about our favorite celebrities. And while some of the celebrities’ humanitarian efforts are featured, other segments deal with the latest dirt on our most beloved stars.
If humankind was judged solely based on the behavior of these notable celebrities, we’d be in deep trouble. If you don’t believe me, then take a look at the five examples below through an extra-terrestrials eyes.
Becoming a Media Whore in Five Easy Steps
Over the site’s existence, Extremely Funny has poked fun at its share of celebrities (and pseudo-celebrities). We have also seen a growing trend with some individuals becoming famous with very little talent, yet able to exploit the media to garner more attention. Like these famous individuals, would you like to become a “media whore”, as well?
Latest Hollywood Trend : Ridiculously Large Implants And Porn
Some of Hollywood’s brightest stars are engaging in some exciting yet strange new developments. These young ladies are going under the knife and not simply engaging in minor cosmetic surgery, but instead opting for extremely over-the-top and enormous breast implants. The first of the starlets to undergo the surgery was Reese Witherspoon. The star of such films as Legally Blonde and Walk the Line. Reese became tired of adult film studios casting lookalikes when filming porn versions of Hollywood hits. She was also displeased by seeing others profit from both celebrities’ likenesses, as well as their personal sex tapes. Reese decided to take matters into her own hands. She created her own adult film company, “Raunchy Reese Films”. After undoing breast augmentation surgery, Ms. Witherspoon started to film and star in her own selection of adult-oriented films. Titles such as “Legally Boned”, “Erection” and “American Nympho” are expected rake in millions upon their release, in early 2009.
Having already seen her share of private moments hit both the Internet and adult-film-store shelves, Paris Hilton was the next to enroll in this new business venture. Having already purchased a smaller upgrade a short while ago, Paris decided to invest in a set of knockers that would make most bowling balls envious. She decided to take Reese’s example and run with it. However, as she felt her previous work (One Night In Paris, etc) had been so successful, she decided to follow the same format (handheld camera, no extra lighting) as her previous successes. Expected for release in March of 2009, “One Knight In Paris”, “Paris Does Pasadena“ and “An Evening Inside a Hilton” should prove profitable for the heiress.
Not to be outdone, both Sarah Michelle Gellar and one of the Olsen Twins (we believe its Ashley, however leaked photos have her simply being billed as “The Olsen’s Twins”) have also had breast augmentation surgery recently, but speculation is still running rampant regarding their upcoming projects. Neither party will confirm or deny the filming of “Muffy The Vampire Layer” or “How The Breast Was Fun”.
—
Which actress are most excited to see perform? Is there another actress you feel would be suited for porn? Leave a comment.
Barack Obama - America’s First Gay President
Columnist Kevin McCullough recently wrote a story inquiring as to the possibility of Barack Obama, if elected, becoming America’s first gay president.
Now, most of you may wonder what he was talking about, considering the fact that he’s been married for 15 years to wife Michelle, and father to two girls, Malia Ann and Natasha. The comments in the article refer to his pro-gay policies and platform as opposed to any actual homosexual activity. The comment was apparently made in the same way that Bill Clinton was considered “America’s First Black President”.
Or is that really the case?
ExtremelyFunny.info has obtained information regarding possible footage of Barack Obama engaging in sexual acts with other men. Reports suggest that this footage will released to the public shortly.
Here is the cover to the upcoming Barack Obama DVD.
Lindsay Lohan’s Freaky Sex Tape
Rehab’s favorite little superstar is the next starlet of a high-profile sex tape. Anonymous sources have leaked a screenshot of the unusual sex tape featuring Hollywood misfit, Lindsay Lohan. The unusual bit about the tape is the Love Bug star’s little love bug, former child star Emmanuel Lewis.
When questioned about the pint sized star’s role in the illicit sex tape, a publicist for Lohan explained that neither Tommy Lee or Rick Solomon were available for the project, so Mr. Lewis decided to step up to bat.
