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Is Sarah Palin Too Sexual To Be VP?

September 10th, 2008 4 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Politics

Recently, some of John McCain’s supporters are questioning his recent decision to enlist the Alaskan governor, the MILFalicious Sarah Palin, as the vice presidential nominee for the Republicans. And while the topic of Senator Palin’s pregnant teenage daughter has the world talking, a few more controversies around the sexy senator have recently surfaced.

Her Stance on Sex Education

While Senator McCain and the GOP platform state that children should be taught that abstinence is the only safe way to prevent pregnancy and disease, the yummy mommy of five disagrees. However, the former Alaskan beauty queen doesn’t want to simply address the use of condoms with students, but alternatives to intercourse as well. During a recent visit to a high school in Anchorage, the vivacious VP wannabe encouraged a male student to come up on stage and help demonstrate various sexual acts that would not result in pregnancy.

“If only the schools had taught this to their students earlier, my daughter might not have gotten into this situation.:”

Her Stance On Discipline

The 44 year-old hot-mom knows a thing or two about keeping things in order. And the Republican beauty would like to see some old rules come back into the American household.

“When children do not have fear of God in them, they feel as if they can do anything and not be punished. When I was younger, I was always cautious of what i said or did in fear of what may happen, and it has helped make me a better person. Fear is what these children need.”

While the topic of corporal punishment may not sit well with younger voters, Senator McCain and some of the other older Republican governors may wish to take Ms. Palin up on her offer.

Her Stance On Pornography

Palin will have a hard time winning over voters in Florida. A proposed ordinance would ban the sale - but not the private possession - of pornographic material within Nassau County. This doesn’t sit very well with the former beauty queen turned porn star. In fact, since being named the vice presidential candidate sales for her adult-oriented DVDs have skyrocketed. The increased interest in films like “M.I.L.F.” and “Governor Gangbang” have enabled the porn-star-politician to more easily finance her campaign.

“Sexuality is part of human nature. If it was not for sexuality, none of us would be here. The freedom to express your sexuality is what makes America wonderful. If you have a problem with an American woman expressing her sexuality with nine or ten American men, maybe you should think of moving to another country. Perhaps, you’d like to live in France.”

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Is America ready for a female Vice President? Is America ready for M.I.L.F. 2: The Governor Booty? Will John McCain try to tap that ass? Leave a comment.

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Sex and Fast Food

August 25th, 2008 3 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Marketing Genuis, Photoshop Phun

Sex is used to sell all types of products from gum and potato chips to beer and cars.

However, it seems most of the fast food chains choose to ignore this tactic in favour of quirky and family-friendly programming.

So, what if I were in charge of adding a little sex-appeal to your favorite fast food chain latest campaign?

Below include a few ideas of mine:

Okay, so the New York Fries ad isn’t entirely original, and Carls Jr. had featured Paris Hilton in their commercials, but you get the idea.

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Which ad do you like the best? Which ad would most likely influence your purchase? Are there other restaurant chains that this type of advertising would be more suited to? Please leave a comment.If you enjoyed this post, leave a comment and tell us so. While you are at it, head on over to humor-blogs.com and click on that smilie face. Each click ensures that Paris will have no problem finding “big meat” to put in her mouth.

Motivated Weekend

August 15th, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Demotivational Posters, Funny Pictures

This week was a short week since I just came back from vacation. And hooray, the site is back up and running. As a reward to my frequent visitors, I’m going to make it easy on myself, and give you a few more original motivational/demotivational posters to enjoy for this weekend.

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Brooke Knows Best…About What She Likes

August 15th, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

If having your life televised on VH1, isn’t tough enough, imagine your brother going to jail for impaired driving, your parents being involved in an ugly divorce, and your mother dating someone close to you in age.

Having to deal with all this might cause a great deal of stress. Alas the toll has taken a great deal out of Brooke Hogan. Taking a page out of Paris Hilton’s sex tapes, Brooke has turned to sex as an outlet. And a very public outlet as illustrated by the pictures displayed below.

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I Need a Little Motivation

July 16th, 2008 10 Comments   Posted in Demotivational Posters, Funny Pictures

Maybe its because I’m lazy, but I find some of our original motivational/demotivational posters can produce some great laughs with a lot less effort on my behalf.  So, here are eight original posters for you, because I care.

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