Posts Tagged ‘sexy’
Celebrity Cleavage Challenge: The Name Game
For those who have been anticipating the latest edition to our Celebrity Cleavage Challenge series, you are in luck. This is the fourth edition of the series, and is named The Name Game. This means three more groups of famous chick’s chumbawumbas to try and identify.
Enjoy and good luck.
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Were you able to correctly identify all three groups of glandular-endowments? Were your stumped by all three couples of cream-jugs? Do you want to see more milk factories? Are you impressed with the number of words to describe breasts? Please leave a comment.
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Pop Or Porn?
As of late, female celebrities (especially pop singers) seem to lack any discretion or even consider dressing appropriately. Sometimes it becomes difficult to know where to draw the line on fashion. In fact, it can get difficult to tell by what a girl is wearing, whether or not she is getting ready to perform on stage or participate in a gang-bang.
If you don’t believe me, have a try at our latest game……..Pop or Porn.
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DIY Lingerie: The Poor White Trash Way
I’m continually amazed by the amount of women who wouldn’t think twice about spending hundreds or even thousands of dollars at stores like Fredericks of Hollywood or Victoria’s Secret. But why spend all that money when you can get the same desired effect with little to no money, as well as minimal effort.
Here are a few ideas to consider when creating your own sexy underclothing.
1. The way to a man’s heart
While technically, you need to go through the man’s chest, most people will insist that you need to go through the man’s stomach. Men like to eat, and offering him a tasty treat can really get his mojo running. Problem is, that most edible underpants are quite expensive. We have some recommendations that will not cut too much into your beer and smokes budget.
A candy necklace can be a nice fashion accessory for a night on the town. By braiding a few necklaces together, however, you can easily put together a sweet little top and bottom that will have your man going into a sugar overload.
For those who don’t have a sweet tooth (mainly due to lack of teeth), other food-friendly options are available. With the help of some non-toxic (this means non-killing) glue, an old pair of undies and some breakfast cereal, you can make yourself a part of the most important meal of the day.
2. A Man’s Best Friend
Women with tons of money love to wear the fur from dead animals. Unfortunately, most of the critters you run over with the pickup truck don’t have much fur to work with. Well, and they smell. And they are filthy. But don’t worry, beacuse you can get that glamourous look by enlisting the help of man’s best friend.
No, I’m not talking about Bubba Joe or Jack Daniels. I’m talking about his dog. What do most dogs have a crapload of? Fur (unless you have one of them chihuahuas or other freaky hairless mutts). Take a brush (hopefully the dog has one so you don’t need to use your own), and starting brushing Old Blue. Once you have gathered enough fur, glue it onto an old pair of gitch, and voila…..you have a new sexy pair of underpants.
3. Waste Not - Want Not
You might even have items lying around your house (or frontyard) that you haven’t found much use for. After the printer got run over (that’s what happens when you try to surf the Interwebs while driving down the highway), the cable was of no value anymore. Or was it? Simply wrap the cable around your waist, do some strategic tucking and tying, and you’ve got yourself one helluva thong.
So remember, why spend thousands of dollars on lingerie, when you know in your heart, your cousin is moving in two weeks anyways.
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Have you ever tried making your own lingerie? Have you ever spoken to someone who would consider a garbage bag as a plausible piece of clothing? Leave a comment.
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RIP LOLCATS! Long Live LOLSexKittens!!!
I still don’t quite understand the whole LOLCats phenomenon. People take pictures of cats and add mispelt captions to them. Not everyone wants to see your precious Snowball sleeping and spouting out random things like “:drool:”. However, everyone does enjoy pictures of scantily clad women dressed like cats. So I’m proclaiming the dawn of a new age. The newest phenomenon to be seen over the interwebs is LOLSexKittens.
Enjoy.
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Its Like Hooters..But For Women
In a recent posting on Tiggyblog, Tiggy discusses her desire to be a Hooters Girl. It was after this moment, that I came to the realization that there isn’t any restaurant chains with similar concepts aimed at the female market. Why is there not a place where women to go where women can enjoy a salad and a few margaritas and lust over the barely dressed waiter. In the interests of fairness (and the interests of my female audience). I present you the answer.
Rather than go into too much detail about the concept, I will let my work speak for itself.
Oh, and I expect a few thank yous (as well as some Diggs, Stumbles and Smilies) from the ladies.
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