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How Heroes Get Motivated

July 4th, 2008 1 Comment   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Pop Culture

I thought this poster would be appropriate after hearing that Heroes co-stars Hayden Panettiere, 18 and co-star Milo Ventimiglia, 31, (who plays Peter Petrelli ) were a couple.

Going From Ugly To Slutty

July 3rd, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Marketing Genuis, Pop Culture

Recent reports indicate that ABC is looking at giving at least one show on its Thursday night lineup a bit of face lift. In order to grab hold of the ever elusive 18-35 yr old male market, Ugly Betty will be undergoing some massive changes. Originally based on the Columbian telenovela, “Yo soy Betty, la fea” (”I am Betty, the ugly one“), the new story arcs will be based on the more successful Mexican telenovela, “Yo soy Betty, la puta del fin de semana” (”I am Betty, the weekend whore”).

In the season opener, Betty Suarez (played by America Ferrera) finds herself in the arms of Daniel (played by Eric Mabius) after a night of binge-drinking. Following a passionate night of hot tawdry sex, Daniel mistakingly hands Betty several hundred dollars. Realizing her true potential, Betty decides to continue spending her week working for Meade Publishing, and her weekends sleeping with random men for fists full of cash.

The newly dubbed “Slutty Betty” should begin airing on ABC in September.
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The Next Big Summer Blockbuster

May 28th, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Marketing Genuis, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture

Over the last two decades, the summer means big budget blockbusters, and every year those blockbusters seem to include a few comic book superheroes in live action splendor. This summer will include a film with Iron Man, the sixth installment of Batman (in the past 20 years), and a second Hulk movie. With the X-Men, Superman, the Fantastic Four and Spiderman all having captured large audiences over the last few years, the studios are looking for their next big hit.

My pick for the next big blockbuster is a spinoff, so to speak (the same could have been said about the comic book series. And this character adds a little sex appeal to the whole super hero genre, as well. I’m talking about:

She-Hulk

I think Joanie “Don’t Call Me Chyna” Lauer (if not in rehab) would make a great run as the green beast. And the role of Jennifer Susan Walters would be played well by former star of the O.C., Mischa Barton (also if she’s not in rehab).

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Future Celebrity Careers

May 26th, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

Many celebrities work odd jobs before making their big break. Actors who earn millions for a film role, or singers who have sold millions of albums, have worked in kitchens, warehouses and sewers to earn a few bucks. And once the fame and fortune is gone, many resort back to more menial work in order to make ends meet. Here are a few predictions for future employment opportunities for three celebrities.

Paris Hilton as a Dominatrix

Britney Spears as a Hooters Girl

Mariah Carey as a Stripper

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Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Lover

May 26th, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is involved in a romantic lesbian relationship with gal pal DJ Samantha Ronson. So, it is in fact true, that after boozing, snorting and sleeping with about 1/5 of the world’s male population, LiLo had no choice but to switch teams. However, this is in fact not Lindsay’s first endeavor in female philandering. According to an anonymous tip, Lindsay Lush played the role of a Chubby Chasing Pillow Queen with a Fugly Rugmuncher supplying her plenty of Nose Candy and tuna sandwichs (whatever that means).  And a leaked photo shows that Lindsay’s taste in women are indeed, rather bizarre.

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