Posts Tagged ‘strippers’
I Hate Showing Up At The Wrong Party
Apparently some of my female readers think I purposely choose to show only pictures of male scuzbags, and attractive women. Bee from Bee’s Musings made the observation in the comments section of my I Need A Little Motivation post. Now for the record, I had never noticed this, partly because of that handsome devil that participated in “That Monkey Experiment”. But I guess in the interest of affirmative action, I will do a special post for the ladies. Today’s special picture mashup is called “I Hate Showing Up At the Wrong Party”.
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Don’t you hate when that happens? Can you think of a worse place he could’ve showed up? Leave a comment. I’m expecting all my female readers to show this post some luv and do their best to Stumble, Digg and share it with all their gals pals. If you like this post, go over to humor-blogs.com and click on the smilie face. While your vote won’t help you in getting any surprise party guests, each vote ensures a stripper can learn the proper way to put on a thong (the tiny end in the back, not the front).
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Future Celebrity Careers
Many celebrities work odd jobs before making their big break. Actors who earn millions for a film role, or singers who have sold millions of albums, have worked in kitchens, warehouses and sewers to earn a few bucks. And once the fame and fortune is gone, many resort back to more menial work in order to make ends meet. Here are a few predictions for future employment opportunities for three celebrities.
Paris Hilton as a Dominatrix
Britney Spears as a Hooters Girl
Mariah Carey as a Stripper
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