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What Britney Spears Wants…

January 24th, 2009 5 Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

Apparently, Britney Spears is not aware of the controversy surrounding her new single, “If You Seek Amy”. Neither Ms. Spears or her record label, Jive,  have spoken to the press regarding the possible shock tactics she is using to help promote her latest album, “Circus”.  Most radio stations are uncertain how to handle the song, as they fear penalties from the FCC, as the chorus spells out “f— me”.

The controversy grows as reports indicate that this is the beginning of a trend for the former Mickey Mouse Club member.  Images leaked to the Internet indicate that Britney is involved in the next Harry Potter movie, set for a July release.  And the poster from the single is already raising some eyebrows.

The follow up single, about Britney’s childhood hobby, is also bound to raise a few eyebrows.

If you are are concerned that these tactics will mark the beginning of the end for the young songstress’ career, fear not.  We have received news as it relates to a new endorsement deal for Britney.  She has signed on with an energy drink manufacturer, and the initial campaign is almost ready for its official launch.  Hopefully, this will help boost Britney’s image, which has seen its problems since the Pepsi debacle.

Latest Hollywood Trend : Ridiculously Large Implants And Porn

September 19th, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture

Some of Hollywood’s brightest stars are engaging in some exciting yet strange new developments. These young ladies are going under the knife and not simply engaging in minor cosmetic surgery, but instead opting for extremely over-the-top and enormous breast implants. The first of the starlets to undergo the surgery was Reese Witherspoon. The star of such films as Legally Blonde and Walk the Line. Reese became tired of adult film studios casting lookalikes when filming porn versions of Hollywood hits. She was also displeased by seeing others profit from both celebrities’ likenesses, as well as their personal sex tapes. Reese decided to take matters into her own hands. She created her own adult film company, “Raunchy Reese Films”. After undoing breast augmentation surgery, Ms. Witherspoon started to film and star in her own selection of adult-oriented films. Titles such as “Legally Boned”, “Erection” and “American Nympho” are expected rake in millions upon their release, in early 2009.

Having already seen her share of private moments hit both the Internet and adult-film-store shelves, Paris Hilton was the next to enroll in this new business venture. Having already purchased a smaller upgrade a short while ago, Paris decided to invest in a set of knockers that would make most bowling balls envious. She decided to take Reese’s example and run with it. However, as she felt her previous work (One Night In Paris, etc) had been so successful, she decided to follow the same format (handheld camera, no extra lighting) as her previous successes. Expected for release in March of 2009, “One Knight In Paris”, “Paris Does Pasadena“ and “An Evening Inside a Hilton” should prove profitable for the heiress.

Not to be outdone, both Sarah Michelle Gellar and one of the Olsen Twins (we believe its Ashley, however leaked photos have her simply being billed as “The Olsen’s Twins”) have also had breast augmentation surgery recently, but speculation is still running rampant regarding their upcoming projects. Neither party will confirm or deny the filming of “Muffy The Vampire Layer” or “How The Breast Was Fun”.

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Which actress are most excited to see perform? Is there another actress you feel would be suited for porn? Leave a comment.

If Paris Hilton Was The Internet

September 11th, 2008 1 Comment   Posted in Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

Its seems the media gets a major-boner every time Paris Hilton does something. And I don’t mean her sex tapes, her drunk-driving or jail-time either. Paris has paparazzi and film crews follow her, and everything she does is presented as real news. It doesn’t matter if its her new documentary, her new reality show, her relationships, her latest shopping excursion, what she’s wearing or not wearing (panties mostly), and if she takes a dump, they’ll let you know how long it took and how big it was. If Paris Hilton blew her nose, it would be news.

Fortunately, the Internet has been wise to Paris and we haven’t been subjected to any major meme surrounding the Simple Life star. Well, there are the sex tapes, but that’s a completely different story.

So what would it be like if every popular Internet meme had been started about Paris Hilton? What if all Internet memes were about Paris Hilton? The results are kinda scary.
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Drew Barrymore Stops Using Her Mac

July 15th, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture

I’m quite certain that Apple must’ve loved the fact that actress Drew Barrymore had been seen traveling around with a Mac in tow, wherever she went. Like a great number of celebrities, Drew was interested in having a snazzy looking and useful tool around with her, and one that would catch the eye of onlookers. However, after months of playing around with her Mac, Drew has decided that it just didn’t feel right for her anymore.

While I’m certain, Steve Jobs isn’t pleased by this news, the story gets even weirder. During a recent commerical taping, the 33-year old actress was seeing carrying around some new hardware.

Drew had thrown her Mac aside, for a PC. When questioned about her decision, Ms. Barrymore stated:

“I found myself like many young women, wanting to have the newest, coolest and fastest thing going. However, as a woman matures, you realize that speed isn’t everything. Sometimes a woman wants to take her time and enjoy herself.
And if what you have only takes a few seconds to get ready, you have wonder if it worth your time. I’m much happier with the equipment that I am NOW using.”

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Do you prefer to use equipment that takes it time to please you, or that gets right to the task? Do you prefer a quick flashy Mac to a slow boring PC? Leave a comment.

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Madge’s New Vadge Badge

July 14th, 2008 9 Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

While Madonna’s brother talked to the media about his new tell-all book today, he had stated that he felt confident that his sister and Yankees star Alex Rodriguez have not been having an affair, contrary to what the media has been speculating.

When a publicist for the “Material Girl” was approached about the star’s current relationship with husband-filmmaker Guy Ritchie, it was revealed that they had been very supportive of each other during these trying times, and that Madonna had even gone to a tattoo parlor to prove it. To show her devotion to her hubby, “Madge” has reportedly had several of Guy’s film titles scrawled onto various parts of her body.

One particular photo provided, suggests that the film title “Snatch” was placed just above Madonna’s…ummmm…well….you get the idea.

When the singer was spotted with her husband in NYC later in the day, both reporters and fans of the almost 50-year old diva could be heard hurling questions at the pop-star about her new ink. When one reporter asked the Kabbalah devotee about her opinions of Ritchie’s critically-acclaimed film about the London criminal underworld, Madonna appeared confused and uncertain what to say. Nearby onlookers reportedly overheard the singer/actress ask her husband “You made a movie called what????”

More on this story as it develops.

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