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Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Lover

May 26th, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is involved in a romantic lesbian relationship with gal pal DJ Samantha Ronson. So, it is in fact true, that after boozing, snorting and sleeping with about 1/5 of the world’s male population, LiLo had no choice but to switch teams. However, this is in fact not Lindsay’s first endeavor in female philandering. According to an anonymous tip, Lindsay Lush played the role of a Chubby Chasing Pillow Queen with a Fugly Rugmuncher supplying her plenty of Nose Candy and tuna sandwichs (whatever that means).  And a leaked photo shows that Lindsay’s taste in women are indeed, rather bizarre.

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Seacrest Out (Of The Closet)

May 21st, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

On the eve of the American Idol season finale, a new (but not necessarily shocking) bit of news has been leaked out to the press. American Idol host Ryan Seacrest is in fact, gay.

While Seacrest’s sexual preference has been more well-guarded than a Suri Cruise bowel-movement, pictures of Ryan (or as he likes to be called by his closest and dearest boyfriends - Rear End) have been leaked out to the media. Below are but a few of the pictures we were able to get our hands on.

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Paris Hilton Found Drunk At Middle School

April 17th, 2008 1 Comment   Posted in Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

Not everyone can bring a famous person to their school’s Career Day, but Billy Marriott, 11, sure made waves when his guest arrived. The classroom at Radisson Middle School, in Culver City, CA was all abuzz when Billy introduced his infamous cousin, Paris Hilton. The always controversial Paris, was still noticeably intoxicated from her previous night’s debauchery, and apparently had not changed outfits from the night before.  She was also brandishing two open bottles of Jack Daniels which she would occasionally take a drink from.

While most would have expected Ms. Hilton to talk about her modeling, acting or “singing” career, Paris proceeded to divulge graphic details about some “hottie” she was “shagging in the ladies’ room” the night before. Grade six teacher, Wendy Waldorf, 27, was appalled by Ms. Hilton’s inappropriate behavior, and had the school principal, Stephen Savoy, 31, escort the intoxicated celebutante out of the building.

According to reports, Ms. Hilton’s last known whereabouts was in the backseat of Mr. Savoy’s, 1994 Honda Civic. More details on this story as they arrive.

Paris Hilton’s New BFF is a Real Doll

March 15th, 2008 3 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

Being a celebutante slut can be very trying and exhausting. People use you to get into all the best clubs and nightspots, as well as to meet all the in-people. It is no wonder that Paris Hilton is looking for new friends. But not just any friend, her new BFF (Best Friend Forever). And her search will become a 10-episode series on MTV. Once the 20 finalists are selected they will have the opportunity to move into a house with Paris, and learn all about what makes this little trampezoid tick. However, after a session with the media in which she discussed her newest endeavour. Paris revealed a “21st housemate” that will be the odds-on favorite to win. Her brand new “Big Joe Doll”.

Here are the facts:

• “Big Joe Doll” will never get into an argument with her over her floundering “career” or life choices
• “Big Joe” will never leak out a sex tape of them for his own financial gain
• A 7-inch removable part that Paris can take with her into places that “Big Joe” can’t accompany her

If you feel like purchasing your own new BFF, I might suggest checking out humor-blogs.com and see what the other blow-up dolls have to say first.

Turning Crack Whores Into Socially Acceptable Escorts

March 13th, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Politics

On the heels of Eliot Spitzer’s resignation, everyone has been on the hunt to find more information about the woman he was meeting up with. The spin doctors and advisers have been scrambling to hide the true identity of the not so happy hooker.  An identity was fabricated (including a MySpace profile) , and the media was presented with Ashley Alexandra Dupré, a young, attractive, music loving “working girl”. However, the identity and images were heavily doctored in order to make her price tag more acceptable to the masses.  Indeed, why would someone want to pay $5,000 for a $40 crack whore?  We present to you, Exhibit A, Mildred Winklesnot, the crack-whore turned into high-priced escort thanks to some Photoshop skills and creative  wizardry.