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George W. Bush Vs. A Taco
Over the past century we’ve seen some of the greatest rivalries unfold before our eyes. Whether that be the Red Sox vs. Yankees, Celtics vs. Lakers,Pepsi vs. Coke or Apple vs. Microsoft. But we have yet to fully appreciate the greatest rivalry of all time: George W. Bush vs. a taco. But who would be the victor in the battle between the diplomat and the dinner?
Question 1: Which is more popular?
While considered a traditional Mexican dish, tacos are enjoyed by people in Australia, Canada, China, Iceland, New Zealand, Norway, Singapore, the United Kingdom and the United States (just to name a few places).
According to the latest polls, only 27% of Americans approve of how Bush is running the country. So in other words, you ask four people what they think of him, three of them would tell you that they dislike him. Poor Georgey.
Score: Taco 1 George 0
Question 2: Which is more relateable?
A graduate of Yale University, George worked in his family’s oil businesses for a number of years. He was a co-owner of the Texas Rangers, and would work his way into becoming Governor of Texas in 1994. A mere six years later, he became President of the United States.
Tacos can contain practically any type of meat, and can be easily made at home.
Score: Taco 2 George 0
Question 3: Which is more logical?
It had been reported that during a Pentagon meeting in August of 2004, President Bush had been overheard saying “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful - and so are we, they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people - and neither do we.”
The purpose of the taco’s shell is to prevent its contents from spilling out. Because of the shell, a taco can be eaten from your hand, without the aid of utensils.
Score: Taco 3 George 0
Question 4: Which is more safe?
In December of 2006, 70 diners from Taco Bell restaurants on the East Coast fell sick from E. coli poisoning,
Based on data from various sources, George W and his War On Terror has been either the direct or indirect cause of death for between 9,402 and 27,607 civilians, 887 Coalition soldiers and approximately 4,016 Afghan Police, Military and Private Military contractors. That makes George responsible for between 14,305 and 31,965 deaths.
Which makes you feel more comfortable? 70 sick people or 14,000+ casualties?
Score: Taco 4 George 0
Question 5: Which is more dangerous to the other?
In 2006, U.S. Congress had approved spending $2.7 billion for a fence to be built on the U.S./Mexico border. Its now being reported that it will cost an additional $400 million.
Four years earlier, President Bush spoke to reporters with a noticeably bruised face. Who was the culprit? A pretzel.
Bush is not fearful of the Mexican people coming over illegally. He is fearful of choking on Mexican delicacies such Gorditas, Burritos, Taquitos, and (yes you guessed it) tacos.
Tacos, however, do not fear Bush.
Score: Taco 5 George 0
Verdict: Winner by a unanimous score of 5 to 0 - the Taco.
Well, until anyone can provide a better argument: A Taco > George W. Sorry, fella.
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