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Step Aside Kate. Time for Jon Plus 8.

October 8th, 2009 1 Comment   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture

After the recent announcement that Jon Gosselin would no longer be appearing on TLC’s Jon & Kate Plus 8 as of November 2nd.  TLC has received a great deal of backlash from male viewers who find Kate too whiny and bitchy to watch.

In order to appeal to the always important male 18-35 demographic, TLC is considering finding a timeslot for Jon and some of his newest friends.

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Shouldn’t Jon get his time to shine?  Does the sound of Kate bitching make you want to grab a shotgun?  Isn’t it time to focus on a different 8?  Leave a comment.

Kanye West Does It Again

September 17th, 2009 No Comments   Posted in Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

After the outrage from this past weeks VMAs, you would thinks Kanye West would have learned his lesson.

But the outspoken rapper/producer found himself on stage spouting the virtues of Beyoncé Knowles, once again.  What Mr. West  had neglected to consider when he jumped on stage at a small theatre in East Los Angeles, was that he was interupting an acceptabce speech at the Transexual Adult Films Awards (also knowns as the Shemmys).

When award winner Leslie Coxx pointed out that perhaps Kanye may have been mistaken.  The controversial rapper stood his ground insisting that Beyoncé Knowles be recognized for her talent.  Ms.  Coxx proceeded to explain that she had been awarded the Shemmy for “Best Group Sex Performance by a She-male Involving Midgets“, Kanye wouldn’t budge. Ms. Coxx questioned Mr. West about whether or not  Ms. Knowles had ever performed fellatio on 72 midgets in the course of an hour.  The outspoken rapper responded: “If by 72 midgets, you mean Jay Z, then the answer would be yes.” When Ms. Coxx pointed out that in order to qualify for the award, Beyoncé would need to have a penis, Mr. West responded by saying “If  by penis, you mean Jay Z, then the answer would be yes.”

Visibly frustrated by this interruption, Ms. Coxx lifted up her dress to reveal her rather large endowment.  After a few seconds of shock, Kanye apologized and left the stage.

At the time of this report, Kanye was expected to be appearing at this weekend’s Emmy Awards in hopes of winning an award for his recent appearance on the Jay Leno Show.

Disney After Dark

January 6th, 2009 1 Comment   Posted in Funny Pictures, Marketing Genuis, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture

I believe the Disney-ABC Television Group is missing out on some great opportunities, by limiting their audience with only kids’ programming on their Disney branded channels. Much like The Cartoon Network has their Adult Swim programming block, Disney could benefit from programming aimed at its adult audience but under the Disney brand.  Here are my suggestions for the proposed Disney After Dark programming block.

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The Women Of Daytime Television

October 19th, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture

Playboy has been highly successful in selling magazines that follow a certain theme. The Women of Wal-Mart, the Women of McDonalds and the Women Of Starbucks are just a few examples. However, when Playboy approached the various TV networks about doing a Women of Network News pictorial, the parties they were most interested in declined. When discussions began about doing a feature on the Women of Daytime Television, most were skeptical, but a few anxious bodies volunteered for the shoot.

Julie Chen, a co-anchor on CBS’s The Early Show, Kathy Lee Gifford from NBC’s Today Show, Elisabeth Hasselbeck from ABC’s The View and Ellen Degeneres have all taken part in this historic photoshoot.

The staff at Extremely Funny are pleased to be able to offer an exclusive sneek-peek of pictures from  the recent shoot.

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My Pitch To the Cable TV Networks

July 22nd, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Marketing Genuis, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture

I think I have a pretty good grasp on what the general public enjoys. And with the various cable outlets trying to entice you to watch their newest and latest offerings, I thought it only suitable to pitch a couple of my ideas.

Pimp My Nun

MTV found great success in the vehicular makeover show, Pimp My Ride. Following the successful formula, it only makes sense that the next big thing would be to overhaul something near and dear to all our hearts…Nuns. No longer should a nun be looked upon as vicious and mean. The credo for this show is to take the “con” out of “convent”, and put the “sizzle” back into “sister”. Noone can dispute the joy is watching Sister Hattie transformed into “Sister Hottie”.

Freak Of Love

Both Flavor Flav and Bret Michaels showed a new side of themselves with their breakthrough hits on VH1 (Flavor of Love and Rock of Love and respectively). This time, its Brian Hugh Warner’s turn. Warner, known to most as shock rocker Marilyn Manson, is torn between his two dream girls, pop singer/former reality show starlet Jessica Simpson, and sex kitten actress Cameron Diaz.

Who doesn’t want to see Manson try to align himself and find love from one of “The Beautiful People”?

Drunk Girls Caught On Tape

Outside of airing reruns for cult hits like CSI and Star Trek, SpikeTV has been home to shows featuring police car chases, criminals caught in awkward positions and other programming featuring amateur video clips of shocking and titillating events. If you want to understand the premise for this show, look at the picture above. Enough said.

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Which show would you most likely watch? Do you have a pitch for the cable networks, as well? Please leave a comment.

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