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How Heroes Get Motivated

July 4th, 2008 1 Comment   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Pop Culture

I thought this poster would be appropriate after hearing that Heroes co-stars Hayden Panettiere, 18 and co-star Milo Ventimiglia, 31, (who plays Peter Petrelli ) were a couple.

Going From Ugly To Slutty

July 3rd, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Marketing Genuis, Pop Culture

Recent reports indicate that ABC is looking at giving at least one show on its Thursday night lineup a bit of face lift. In order to grab hold of the ever elusive 18-35 yr old male market, Ugly Betty will be undergoing some massive changes. Originally based on the Columbian telenovela, “Yo soy Betty, la fea” (”I am Betty, the ugly one“), the new story arcs will be based on the more successful Mexican telenovela, “Yo soy Betty, la puta del fin de semana” (”I am Betty, the weekend whore”).

In the season opener, Betty Suarez (played by America Ferrera) finds herself in the arms of Daniel (played by Eric Mabius) after a night of binge-drinking. Following a passionate night of hot tawdry sex, Daniel mistakingly hands Betty several hundred dollars. Realizing her true potential, Betty decides to continue spending her week working for Meade Publishing, and her weekends sleeping with random men for fists full of cash.

The newly dubbed “Slutty Betty” should begin airing on ABC in September.
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Paris Hilton’s New BFF is a Real Doll

March 15th, 2008 3 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

Being a celebutante slut can be very trying and exhausting. People use you to get into all the best clubs and nightspots, as well as to meet all the in-people. It is no wonder that Paris Hilton is looking for new friends. But not just any friend, her new BFF (Best Friend Forever). And her search will become a 10-episode series on MTV. Once the 20 finalists are selected they will have the opportunity to move into a house with Paris, and learn all about what makes this little trampezoid tick. However, after a session with the media in which she discussed her newest endeavour. Paris revealed a “21st housemate” that will be the odds-on favorite to win. Her brand new “Big Joe Doll”.

Here are the facts:

• “Big Joe Doll” will never get into an argument with her over her floundering “career” or life choices
• “Big Joe” will never leak out a sex tape of them for his own financial gain
• A 7-inch removable part that Paris can take with her into places that “Big Joe” can’t accompany her

If you feel like purchasing your own new BFF, I might suggest checking out humor-blogs.com and see what the other blow-up dolls have to say first.

My Pitch For The Next Survivor

February 27th, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Marketing Genuis, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

With reality television having lasted longer than I thought, I would at least like to see something on television with a little more grit. So, I would like to propose to Mark Burnett that the next season of Survivor be a complete overhaul. No more gorgeous scenery, no more scantily clad woman. It is all about survival.

I present to you: Survivor South Central.

We take 16 white kids from suburbia and drop them into South Central Los Angeles. And when I say 16 white kids, I mean sixteen Caucasian teenage boys who think they aren’t white (if you catch my drift). Now, I understand dropping these social misfits in the middle of Gangland USA may not be the most responsible thing, but it sure would be entertaining.

I’m also thinking of suggesting the follow up should be Survivor Siberia. Equipping the contestants in nothing but a g-string in the middle of January, I could recommend a couple boys my daughter used to date for that project.

Now that’s entertainment.

Possible Solution To The Writer’s Strike

January 17th, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture

With the writer’s strike running at a feverish pace, the networks have had to scramble to find programming. Once the current run of reality shows are complete, if the strike hasn’t ended, television executives for the major networks may need to consider other options.

It is only a matter of time until one of these executives has a moment of genuis, and states the following (or at least something close).

“If the old saying that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare stands true, a single monkey in front of a PC should at least be able to put together our Tuesday lineup.”

Based on the less then stellar writing I’ve seen on Cavemen, it wouldn’t surprise me if this is something the networks had already been testing.