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Women wear bras for many reasons. A bra can be worn to support and enhance the shape of the breast during everyday activities. Some specialized bras, such as sports bras, are worn in order to provide support and restraint on the breasts during physical activities. Some bras can be worn to help preserve modesty, while others are designed to lift the breasts into certain positions in order to provide a more youthful look or for enhancing the appearance of a woman’s cleavage.

While most bras are made out of a fabric, such as cotton or polyester, some bras are made out of food or other edible material.

We are going to take a closer look at the seven best edible bras to ever cover a woman’s wobbly-bits.

7. The Lettuce Bra

Members of PETA’s Lettuce Ladies have covered their breasts with lettuce during various protests, and in promotional material. While many famous women such as Pamela Anderson and Elizabeth Berkley have used the vegetable to cover their lovely lady lumps, we must not forget that lettuce is still a vegetable.  Just because you wear it, doesn’t mean more people are going to eat it.

Sorry girls.

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6. The Marshmallow Bra

A tasty concept devised by the French Radidesigners group, the marshmallow bra is a great and yummy way to provide support for your nummy nuggets.

While creative and delicious, this type of bra is not suitable attire for bonfires or really hot days.

5. The Candy Bra

Remember those old candy necklaces you used to buy as a kid? Well instead of simply dangling from your neck, imagine them completely covering a set of sweater-treats. Who knew that nostalgia could taste so perverse?

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4. The Chocolate Bra

In 2002, Austrian designer Reinlinde Trummer started selling the world’s first 100% chocolate bras. If you are concerned about having runny chocolate dripping down , there is no need to worry. The bras are made out of a special chocolate that does not melt. If you are concerned about cost, the $160USD price-tag may be a little prohibitive.

Some chocolate syrup and a bit of imagination may be a more suitable choice for those of us with a little less disposable income.

3. The Whipped-Cream Bra

An economically priced outfit for most, this particular bra is very popular with strippers. A few licks from either a patron or another stripper provides a simple yet sensual method for removing one’s clothes. In fact, stripper-turned-Oscar-winning-screenwriter Diablo Cody (of “Juno” fame) has been seen donning this “tasty little number“. Based on the pictures, we could only wish that more writers could do that outfit justice.

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2. The Coconut Bra

By simply cutting a coconut in half and hollowing out the tasty center, two half coconut shells may be deployed as a bra. Can you think of a better use for coconuts then to use them to cover up your….ummm….coconuts?

This type of bra is popular with dancers in tropical islands.

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The coconut bra is also popular with waitresses and bartenders at various drinking establishments.

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The biggest problem with this style of bra is that everybody thinks they look good in it.

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And this leaves us with our number one selection for Best Edible Bra Ever.

1. The Bacon Bra

You have got to give somebody a great deal of credit for coming up with this one. Not only is this bra the sexiest of them all, but after tearing this garment off of your lover in a heat of passion, she can cook you breakfast.

MMMmmm…..bra……its what’s for breakfast.

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And while not every bra is unique or tasty enough to make the list, I would like to mention one that I felt was good but slightly lacking.

Honorable Mention: The Orange Bra

I’ve got four words for you.

Concept. Good. Execution. Sucks.

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Do you agree with the bras selected for this list? Do you feel that there was a type of edible brassiere that should have been included? Isn’t bacon awesome? Leave a comment