Turning Crack Whores Into Socially Acceptable Escorts
On the heels of Eliot Spitzer’s resignation, everyone has been on the hunt to find more information about the woman he was meeting up with. The spin doctors and advisers have been scrambling to hide the true identity of the not so happy hooker. An identity was fabricated (including a MySpace profile) , and the media was presented with Ashley Alexandra Dupré, a young, attractive, music loving “working girl”. However, the identity and images were heavily doctored in order to make her price tag more acceptable to the masses. Indeed, why would someone want to pay $5,000 for a $40 crack whore? We present to you, Exhibit A, Mildred Winklesnot, the crack-whore turned into high-priced escort thanks to some Photoshop skills and creative wizardry.
