Who Forgot Paris Panties Day?
With a bevy of groundhogs seeing their shadow on Monday (including Punxsutawney Phil, Shubenacadie Sam, and Wiarton Willie), it appears as if another six weeks of Winter is unavoidable. However, many soothsayers slept on a more important story. While February 2nd is traditionally known as Groundhog’s Day, it also considered by many to be Paris Hilton’s Panties Day.
During this special occasion, paparazzi are known to congregate near Paris Hilton in order to predict what type of year we can expect. It is said that the shade of Ms. Hilton’s undies can help determine the direction that the mass media will take for the coming year. If her panties are light colored, the media outlets will focus more on issues like education and health care. If her panties are dark, the focus will go towards more provocative subject matter like celebrity sex tapes and rehab.
And the winner is……
NO PANTIES???!??
And yet another year of debauchery awaits us.
