Comments on: Who Wants To Be A Yugoslavian Millionaire?

By: Jay

Jay — Sat, 31 May 2008 00:30:40 +0000

I deserve to be a Yugoslavian millionaire because I currently drive a 1985 Yugo…Yes, the car that ran the Buy 1 Get 1 Free Special to rid their stock when they realized the car was an enormous hooptie. The little baby purrs like a kitten and what better way to compliment this Yugoslavian beauty than to be a Yugoslavian millionaire. Wow, I can’t even begin to think of the pussy magnet I will be…pimping down the road with my Yugo sporting it’s shiny new bumper sticker, “Ask me about my million…”

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Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Lover | Extremely Funny — Mon, 26 May 2008 14:30:49 +0000

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By: Theiss Robert

Theiss Robert — Wed, 14 May 2008 21:54:31 +0000

That’s nothing. In my collection, I have 50000000000 dinars
http://images.google.ro/imgres?imgurl=http://solair.eunet.yu/~andorra/p136.jpg&imgrefurl=http://solair.eunet.yu/~andorra/yugoslavianovo.htm&h=69&w=144&sz=3&hl=ro&start=4&um=1&tbnid=3CLq2KAUQ2bUiM:&tbnh=45&tbnw=94&prev=/images%3Fq%3D50000000000%2Bdinar%26um%3D1%26hl%3Dro%26sa%3DN

By: april

april — Tue, 13 May 2008 02:17:11 +0000

will you settle for, ” because I said so?”

By: Static

Static — Mon, 12 May 2008 03:38:18 +0000

100 Million Yugoslavian Dinara? I believe the Yugoslav dinar was discontinued in 2000. So that’s worth what in american dollars nowadays… hmm lemme see. About .01 cent?

Well, I will tell you why I need it.
First I recently discovered that turpentine is NOT most effective when taken internally.
Also a friend suggested I should use a firmer handshake, so I put my boss in the hospital for three days. They still haven’t found a cure, or even a name, for that new type of crushed-bone injury. Consequently, I lost my job. However I have become one hell of a typist, literally replacing my keyboard after every blog post.
Another friend suggested I lift weights to get in shape. When he said “weights” he was not referring to Nell Carter. I wish I had listened to the police when they suggested I put her down….. slowly. Remember that recent cyclone that devastated Myanmar? And that earthquake that shook the east coast of Japan? Yep.

Obviously, I could use the cash to put towards my hospital bills, my legal fees and provide disaster relief. Thanks for giving me hope and keeping my spirits up.