Who Wants To Be A Yugoslavian Millionaire?
First off, I would like to apologize to the 2 or 3 people who have popped by the site a dozen times over the last couple weeks to see if their was any new content. Unfortunately, I was abducted by aliens and forced to breed with Lindsay Lohan in a plot to overrun the world with little hairy drunkards.
Now that I’m back, I would like to reward my loyal minions with a rare and exciting opportunity. As part of my lawsuit settlement with said aliens (who couldn’t differentiate Ms. Lohan from a vacuum cleaner), I came into a small fortune. And i am willing to share this small windfall with one lucky reader. I will be awarding to one lucky reader:
Not 1 million….
Not 5 Million….
Not 10 million….
But 100 Million Yugoslavian dinaras.
The rules are simple.
Simply leave a comment to this post, and tell me in 150 words or less, why you deserve to be a Yugoslavian millionaire. Entries are judged for creativity, originality and humour. I will select one lucky winner on May 31st, and they will receive 100 Million Yugoslavian Dinara.
Good luck.
May 11th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
100 Million Yugoslavian Dinara? I believe the Yugoslav dinar was discontinued in 2000. So that’s worth what in american dollars nowadays… hmm lemme see. About .01 cent?
Well, I will tell you why I need it.
First I recently discovered that turpentine is NOT most effective when taken internally.
Also a friend suggested I should use a firmer handshake, so I put my boss in the hospital for three days. They still haven’t found a cure, or even a name, for that new type of crushed-bone injury. Consequently, I lost my job. However I have become one hell of a typist, literally replacing my keyboard after every blog post.
Another friend suggested I lift weights to get in shape. When he said “weights” he was not referring to Nell Carter. I wish I had listened to the police when they suggested I put her down….. slowly. Remember that recent cyclone that devastated Myanmar? And that earthquake that shook the east coast of Japan? Yep.
Obviously, I could use the cash to put towards my hospital bills, my legal fees and provide disaster relief. Thanks for giving me hope and keeping my spirits up.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
will you settle for, ” because I said so?”
May 14th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
That’s nothing. In my collection, I have 50000000000 dinars
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May 30th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
I deserve to be a Yugoslavian millionaire because I currently drive a 1985 Yugo…Yes, the car that ran the Buy 1 Get 1 Free Special to rid their stock when they realized the car was an enormous hooptie. The little baby purrs like a kitten and what better way to compliment this Yugoslavian beauty than to be a Yugoslavian millionaire. Wow, I can’t even begin to think of the pussy magnet I will be…pimping down the road with my Yugo sporting it’s shiny new bumper sticker, “Ask me about my million…”